(Verse) A E I don't believe this we've been friends for so long F#M It's so hard to see D That you did this to me A E You came round asking just to mow the garden F#M You're a clever guy D 'Cos you did it for free - It's funny F#M E D (silent) You think I don't already know (Chorus) A E What if I, told you F#M D I'm watching you A E I've seen you two at the movies F#M D (silent) And alone in my jacuzzi's A E You're screwed F#M D And I'm done with you A E Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#M D leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone (Verse) A E I came home and your car was in the front yard F#M D I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only A E I didn't ever think things could be so wrong F#M D You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes F#M E D (silent) You think I don't already know (Chorus) A E What if I, told you F#M D I'm watching you A E I've seen you two at the movies F#M D (silent) And alone in my jacuzzi's A E You're screwed F#M D And I'm done with you A E Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#M D Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone (Bridge) A E You did it to Steven and Ethan F#M D Joey and Nathan A E Josie and David F#M D Peter, John and Mike A E Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister F#M D Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's F#M E D (silent) If so they don't already know (Chorus) A E What if I, told you F#M D They all hate you A E I don't care about the movies F#M D Or you two in my jacuzzi's A E You're screwed F#M D And I'm done with you A E Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#M D Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone Repeat chorus once